{"product_id":"admiral-on-deck-and-on-your-socks-take-no-liberty","title":"Admiral on Deck… and on Your Socks… TAKE NO LIBERTY","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.6px; color: #121212; line-height: 1.3; word-break: break-word; font-size: 40px; margin-top: 0px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-start=\"161\" data-end=\"250\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"161\" data-end=\"250\"\u003eADMIRAL ARLEIGH BURKE SOCKS – FOR WHEN YOU’RE READY TO KICK BUTT… AND TAKE NO LIBERTY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: inherit; color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-start=\"252\" data-end=\"443\"\u003eYou’ve been underway for 57 days straight. Your rack feels like a coffin. Your shower time is shorter than your temper. And now, some JO just asked “Who’s Arleigh Burke again?” — \u003cem style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"431\" data-end=\"442\"\u003edeep sigh\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: inherit; color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-start=\"445\" data-end=\"556\"\u003eWelcome to the Surface Navy… and meet your new favorite uniform accessory: \u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"520\" data-end=\"555\"\u003eThe Admiral Arleigh Burke Socks\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.6px; color: #121212; line-height: 1.3; word-break: break-word; font-size: 24px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"646\"\u003eThese aren’t just socks. They’re a statement. A power move. A court-martial-worthy flex.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: inherit; color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-start=\"648\" data-end=\"956\"\u003eEach foot features a portrait of the destroyer daddy himself, Admiral Arleigh “31-Knot” Burke — glaring across the deckplates like he's personally judging your watchstanding skills. Uniform not squared away? He sees it. Didn’t log your rounds? He knows. Saluted with a coffee in your hand? He’s disappointed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.6px; color: #121212; line-height: 1.3; word-break: break-word; font-size: 18px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-start=\"958\" data-end=\"974\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"958\" data-end=\"974\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"1050\"\u003eThe JO who’s convinced “ADM Burke would’ve loved me” after one good conn.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"1053\" data-end=\"1111\"\u003eThe DH still waiting on their SWO pin... and their sanity.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"1053\" data-end=\"1111\"\u003eThe salty LPO who refers to all admirals as “junior officers.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who’s ever said “I serve on a BURKE” like it’s a personality trait.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"1255\" data-end=\"1275\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"1278\" data-end=\"1346\"\u003eSupreme polyester-cotton blend for maximum liberty-chasing comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"1349\" data-end=\"1397\"\u003eOne size fits \u003cem style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"1363\" data-end=\"1369\"\u003emost\u003c\/em\u003e SWOs (emphasis on “most”)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"1400\" data-end=\"1489\"\u003eHand-wash recommended — Admiral Burke doesn’t tolerate weakness, but he hates shrinkage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"1492\" data-end=\"1578\"\u003eBold full-length print of ADM Burke so vivid, he might as well be signing your Page 13\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"1580\" data-end=\"1595\"\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wearing these socks may cause an uncontrollable urge to call out bad COMNAVSURFPAC briefs, question your CO’s maneuvering board diagrams, and refer to \u003cem style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"1747\" data-end=\"1754\"\u003eevery\u003c\/em\u003e destroyer as “a real warship.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour feet have stood countless mid-watches. They deserve respect. They deserve history.\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"1874\" data-end=\"1877\"\u003eThey deserve \u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"1890\" data-end=\"1916\"\u003eArleigh Freaking Burke\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAssume the socks.\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"1936\" data-end=\"1939\"\u003eStand by for greatness.\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"1962\" data-end=\"1965\"\u003eAnd remember: “Fast ships and fast socks.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable blend of polyester, nylon, acrylic, and spandex for lasting wear.\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight and soft to the touch for all-day comfort.\u003cbr\u003e- Universal size fits most foot sizes for men and women.\u003cbr\u003e- Quality 200 needle knit fabric ensures a snug fit.\u003cbr\u003e- Stylish design featuring black heels and toes for a modern touch.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":51920105144501,"sku":"30736746379666668086","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3844\/3445\/files\/220202601166656778_2048.jpg?v=1761473646","url":"https:\/\/www.swotivated.com\/products\/admiral-on-deck-and-on-your-socks-take-no-liberty","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}