{"product_id":"do-you-even-wez-bro-tumbler","title":"Do you even WEZ, Bro? Tumbler","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"425\"\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"287\" data-end=\"290\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Did you hear how long they were in the WEZ?\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"333\" data-end=\"336\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"425\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"336\" data-end=\"375\"\u003e\"JG Smuck spent 100 days in the WEZ.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"425\"\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"375\" data-end=\"378\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e....No one asked. He brought it up at lunch. Twice.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"556\"\u003eBecause these days, it’s not about what ship you were on or what qual you have —\u003cbr data-start=\"507\" data-end=\"510\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"510\" data-end=\"556\"\u003eIt’s about how long you were “in the WEZ.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"805\"\u003eIntroducing the \u003cstrong data-start=\"574\" data-end=\"609\"\u003e“Do You Even WEZ, Bro?” Tumbler\u003c\/strong\u003e – the only piece of gear worthy of your overinflated tactical credibility. Whether you actually understand Rules of Engagement or just say “Weapons Tight” with confidence, this tumbler’s for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"812\" data-end=\"840\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"815\" data-end=\"838\"\u003eEssential Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"841\" data-end=\"1191\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"841\" data-end=\"923\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"843\" data-end=\"923\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"843\" data-end=\"872\"\u003eStrategic Map on the Back\u003c\/strong\u003e – Point to the 1st Island Chain like you mean it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"924\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"926\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"926\" data-end=\"953\"\u003eBold Quote on the Front\u003c\/strong\u003e – Instant clout for your bridge coffee rotation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1004\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1006\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1006\" data-end=\"1039\"\u003eDouble-Walled Stainless Steel\u003c\/strong\u003e – Keeps your brew hot during yet another PB4T that should’ve been a spreadsheet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1122\" data-end=\"1191\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1124\" data-end=\"1191\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1124\" data-end=\"1144\"\u003eDishwasher safe?\u003c\/strong\u003e No. Like engaging targets without positive ID.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1232\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1201\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003ePerfect for Officers Who:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1233\" data-end=\"1502\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1233\" data-end=\"1303\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1235\" data-end=\"1303\"\u003eName-drop “WEZ” in every conversation like it’s a deployment medal\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1304\" data-end=\"1363\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1363\"\u003ePretend to understand NWP 3-56 after skimming the intro\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1364\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1366\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003eSay “That’s inside the WEZ” and hope no one asks follow-ups\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1502\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1430\" data-end=\"1502\"\u003eGot their WEZ time as a ride-along but still bring it up at hail \u0026amp; bails\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1502\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1430\" data-end=\"1502\"\u003eSo next time someone brags about their SWATT cert, just sip your coffee and say:\u003cbr data-start=\"1591\" data-end=\"1594\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1594\" data-end=\"1641\"\u003e“Neat. But how long were \u003cem data-start=\"1621\" data-end=\"1626\"\u003eyou\u003c\/em\u003e in the WEZ?”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1643\" data-end=\"1721\"\u003eBecause in the Surface Navy, you’re either in the WEZ — \u003cstrong data-start=\"1694\" data-end=\"1721\"\u003eor you’re just support.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1723\" data-end=\"1821\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1723\" data-end=\"1756\"\u003eLimited Stock. 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